Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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