People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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