if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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