I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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