I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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