I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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