matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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