I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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