Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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