You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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