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Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
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