were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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