Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
then he tried to convert me to islam
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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