THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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