she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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