On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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