She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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