She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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