She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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