New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
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