I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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