I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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