Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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