32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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