No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I love you. Go after that dick
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
