guys are only as good as the porn they watch
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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