I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
barbara walters just said penis...
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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