when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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