I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Randomize