Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
Randomize
