turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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