I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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