that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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