Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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