I feel like I'm in dance class right now
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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