I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
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