people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
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Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
We talked him into tasing himself.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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