I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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