So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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