I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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