Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
