well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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