I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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