Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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