the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
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