I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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