He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
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