Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
On my way home I saw a car that had "MOVE OVER PLZ" emblazoned across the windshield backwards, so people could see it in their rearview mirror
If I ever drive for Lyft or Uber I'm definitely gonna do that
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