champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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