he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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