I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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