jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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