Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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