Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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