We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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