make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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